Porn Hunt?

The husband is out to sea. I get a request from him for porn mags. As he says "Not necessarily for reading, but to show everyone my wife is super cool!" 
Okay, I can be super cool. Whatever.
Where the hell do I get porno mags?!? I went on Amazon and they only have year subscriptions. Okay, not that. Went to Adam and Eve, many many dildos, movies, furniture?, and more! But no magazine.
Okay, I'm not going to a brick and mortar store, 3 year old in tow, to acquire one of these. 
No matter how much I want to be "super cool wife" or ruin it by purchasing a bi-curious magazine and dropping a huge obvious fleshlight into that gallon size very clear ziploc baggie.  Alas, I'll have to be cool some other day, I suppose.